Birthday Monday...
No, not mine. My beautiful friend Sarah's! We had a knockdown, drag-out time to celebrate on Saturday night. Some of us even got to see the sunrise Sunday morning. We started the day with a picnic in the park where I got to act like a 3 year old again with the other 3 year olds who were brought to the party (very little acting I am afraid). WICKED karaoke was next at my place, where Sarah was required to sing the lead role the entire night. We ended up at Big Wangs in Hollywood for what turned out to be an interesting time. I won't disclose any of the nasty bits here, but we'll just leave it at "AK-WARD" and "INTERESTING."
I am so happy I inhereted my parent's cleanliness. I learned at a very early age that it is easier to just finish what you know you have to inevitably do. So in my fairly drunken, sleepy stupor, I cleaned my entire apartment at 5:30am. It was miserable. HOWEVER, waking up Sunday morning and walking out into a clean space was MAGICAL. So much so, I treated myself to a round of golf that afternoon.
For all of my artist friends. Perhaps a new job idea for Dan?
posted by TTBitches at 7:00 PM
4 Comments:
I want to hear nothing but the awkward and nasty parts. I feel robbed.
Great coffee idea! Doesn't Vogel get your coffee for you...? You should make him step it up a bit. Have him watch this a few times and then hand him an empty cup and simply say, "Impress me, kid."
Or, "I'm thirsty!"
No matter how good he does the first time, make sure you respond with,"Hey Picasso, stop monkeying around make this happen. I'm in a hurry here!"
How about I don't even HAVE to ask and it just happens. That is the kind of minion I want... none of this talky-talk sh%t.
You have that chimp trained well. Good job!
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