Friends, The Best Thing Money Can Buy

You probably don't know this, but I have the coolest bunch of friends a guy could ask for. I know, I know... EVERYONE ALWAYS says they have the best group of friends, but I challenge them to a friends-off with my group. They don't stand a chance.
Take last night for example. Everyone was kinda doin their own thing, so I just started calling people at random and within an hour, had a friend from the valley and a friend from Pasadena sitting in a bar with me until they had to be at their previous commitments an hour later. Just after that, 4 more friends had called to say they were still wanting to come out and hang... so we did. We partied until about 2am, then called it quits. And it holds true for everyone in this inner-circle; (to quote my good friend MV) we could randomly draw names from a hat and that is the person you have to spend a day with... and it would work!
Sorry your friends suck... oh, and we don't begin taking applications until 2007. But it's worth the wait. Promise.
Happy Friday, Bitches. Some funny clips posted below!

Lucky Leprechaun

There are no words... no words for this madness.

The New Biathlon

Now THIS is what I call a sport!

Midget Breakdancing

I wish I could do HALF these moves...

Pierce Bush

If you can't sit through the whole thing, at least watch the beginning and the end. Wow... just, wow...

Michael Vogel's Blog

Make sure you check out The Daily Planet. Honoring everyday heros just like you and me.